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@Smug_Lemur: *at interview*

Him: What would you say are your strengths?
Me: Words
Him: Can you say more?
Me: More
Him:
Me: I'm also good at directions

*at interview*

Him: What would you say are your strengths?
Me: Words
Him: Can you say more? 
Me: More
Him: 
Me: I’m also good at directions

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