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@AnkCoupleTO: *at lawyer's office*

Me: I want to divorce my idiot wife, she's seeing a surgeon

*idiot wife pops out from under desk* that's so not true!

*at lawyer’s office*

Me: I want to divorce my idiot wife, she’s seeing a surgeon

*idiot wife pops out from under desk* that’s so not true!

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