@FilthyRichmond: At least he brought enough for everyone
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@BromanConsul: I keep my friends close *lean in, whisper* and my anemones closer "Sir thats very fun but aquarium policy forbids sitting in the touch tank"
@LoveNLunchmeat: Everyone preaches body acceptance, until you show up naked at the company picnic.
@Brentweets: If someone is choking the best thing to do is ask them if they're okay repeatedly then if that fails give a concerned look until resolved.
@jus4golf: My daughter wants a smart car for her 16th birthday. She thinks it will do her geometry homework.