@FilthyRichmond: At least he brought enough for everyone
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@DanMentos: "So we kill a tree" Ok "And put it inside our house" Nice "Then we hang up some socks" I'm with ya "And then we drink egg milk punch" What
@TheBlessMess: My roadside emergency kit is a black wig, a disco ball and a bottle of vodka. Might as well have fun while I wait to be murdered.
@DrunksWithGuns: Her: I'm leaving... Me: Good. Go. I never loved you in the first place. Her:...for the store. Me: Oh.....Pick me up some Funyuns?