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@FilthyRichmond: At least he brought enough for everyone
@shutupmikeginn: I lied and told someone, "I can't go to your party I have diarrhea." I actually do have diarrhea but historically that hasn't stopped me
@MrsRupertPupkin: I love salad! Just wish it had the taste & texture of pizza.
@TheJamesH1: Toast should never pick a fight with me because I eat toast for breakfast.
@jake_lach: Dog ate raw chicken so I called the vet to see what I could do
He asked what I think they eat in the wild. Basically, he called me an idiot
@TheIronSherk: *turns on deep-fryer*
*tosses in chicken nuggets*
*adds chamomile and lavender*
*recites from the Book of Shadows*
Voila, Wiccan Nuggets