@FilthyRichmond: At least he brought enough for everyone
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@tsm560: Me: I really don't have any bad habits to speak of. Her: So you have no bad habits? Me: No, I have plenty! Just none I'd want to speak of.
@djdarrellripley: Him: I'd be happy to (using finger quotes) screen the applicants. Me: I'd be happy to (using finger quotes) testify in the harassment suit.
@NiceLittleWife: When I go to Victoria's Secret, I just throw things on the floor to see how they'll really look.