@FilthyRichmond: At least he brought enough for everyone
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@CulturedRuffian: Me: I wonder why I don't have any friends and can't seem to find anyone to date. Also me:
@trutherbot: 2,000 calories of junk food costs just $3.52 a day. 2,000 calories of dense nutritional foods costs $36.32 a day. No wonder people are fat.
@SteveSuckington: We need to keep kids off drugs. It's hard enough to find them without kids buying them too