@HomeProbably: At least my masseuse has my back.
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@Kyle_Lippert: EMOTICON GUIDE :) I'm happy ;) Having a seizure. Still happy :/ Having a stroke. Not happy :( I'm a grouper .) Lost an eye. Still happy
@RobertPunchur: I spent a good portion of today sitting in a Snuggie watching Cops. Eventually, they told me to go home and put on pants.
@HeyoShellz: [sees a woman eating pizza on the hiking trail] Me: hi I think we were separated at birth