@HomeProbably: At least my masseuse has my back.
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@BindzBrain: The last 3 minutes of any podcast could all be confessions to murder and we'd never know
@PeachCoffin: I explained ‘gluten allergy’ to my grandma and she sighed and told me they ate leather belts during WWII to keep from starving