@pleatedjeans: At marathons I like to put glitter in cups so when participants grab one and throw it in their face they get a party instead of hydration
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@Papa_Mex: I kinda like zombies...but can we go ahead & decide whether they can run fast or just walk?...my apocolypse plans depend on it....thanks!
@TheRolo: Me: I would love to sleep with you Her: ok I think we're ready for this [We lay down and nap because we are not perverts like you]
@yoyoha: "I DON'T CARE IF YOU THINK IT SOUNDS GROSS THAT'S WHAT WE'RE CALLING IT" - Guy who named the sweater.
@Ivsy01: Him: How was your day? Me: (watching a movie about a shark trapped in a grocery store) Very busy.