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@Tmoney68: [At microphone]

*clears throat*

"Salsa. Ballet. Conga. Waltz. Jitterbug. Tap."

*crowd cheers*

"Thanks for attending my dance recital."

[At microphone]

*clears throat*

“Salsa. Ballet. Conga. Waltz. Jitterbug. Tap.”

*crowd cheers*

“Thanks for attending my dance recital.”

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