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@kwirkyKerri: *at movie theater*
M: I'll take a large popcorn with extra butter.
H: Sure. What movie are you seeing?
M: I'm not.

*at movie theater*
M:  I’ll take a large popcorn with extra butter.
H:  Sure.  What movie are you seeing?
M:  I’m not.

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