@Tmoney68: At my age, a "stiffy" is just my back when I try to crawl out of bed in the morning.
@Kyle_Lippert: 911 I JUST SAW TWO TRANSFORMERS FIGHTING
"Mr Bay, please stop doing this every time you see a car crash"
@TheMichaelRock: Superman: Who's gonna be Batman?
@FaisalAdam_: The Sun's probably Asian.
@FeelingMervis: DATING TIP: Size does matter! Tell her how big your TV is.
@Kennedydp5: I always draw track marks on my arms and cough a lot when visiting family so that no one asks me to hold their baby or help prepare food.