@TomJonesN: At my age Friends with Insurance Benefits sounds just as appealing.
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@Slims_Ramblings: "Hey look, there's a deer frolicking in the woods over there!" Deer: What the hell did you say I was doing?
@Mikecanrant: A guy with a locked account just asked me why I never retweet him. Stay in school kids.
@LizHackett: I once saw a real bear in the wild and said "Aww, look at him!" What I'm saying is, don't turn to me for practical thinking in an emergency.