@envydatropic: *Brings Oreos to a Christmas cookie exchange*

@Rollmaninoz: Gremlins(1984): a shopkeeper with a creature so powerful it could destroy all human life gives it to a 12yo boy. Many lives are lost.(PG13)

@KayRants: If you send multiple one sentence texts, I will mail a raccoon to your face I'm not kidding.

@Book_Krazy: *sees neighbor put his garbage in our trash can* ME: *goes to find hub* "You know what makes me mad?" HUB: *points to self*

@PULPKetchup: First they came for the Fight Club members, but I said nothing, because...you know...rules.