@HeyZeus666: At my age, my biggest fantasy is to sleep through the night without having to pee every two hours.
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@rcromwell4: Follow me on Pinterest for seasonal craft ideas and spells for summoning ancient demons.
@arielleBigBlue: Your sign says "NO SHIRT, NO SHOES, NO SERVICE", so it seems highly unfair that you kicked me out for not wearing pants.
@ArfMeasures: ME: Hmm. My biggest weakness? Tough question. I guess some people say I'm delusional UBER DRIVER: I didn't say anything