@HeyZeus666: At my age, my biggest fantasy is to sleep through the night without having to pee every two hours.
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@madcaplaughs30: I bet when the toaster came out everyone was happy they didn't have to throw their bread at lightning anymore.
@Reverend_Scott: Robin: "Please?" Batman: "No." "It's prom!" "You can't drive the Batmobile!" Alfred: "Can I? It's Bingo night." Batman: *tosses keys*
@JoyceCarolTotes: Border patrol: Why do you have 100s of DVDs of Top Gun stuffed into your seat cushions Me: *sweating* BP: They aren't even illegal