@HeyZeus666: At my age, my biggest fantasy is to sleep through the night without having to pee every two hours.
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@causticbob: Americans: Iran and Iraq are countries, not Apple products, so say their names properly.
@MrBikferd: Guys: when you're shaving, do the Hitler part first. You don't want to get interrupted and then be running around with just the Hitler part.
@gerryhallcomedy: If anyone on the street asks for directions - give directions to YOUR house. Then run home, put on music and wait for your new best friend!