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@dave_cactus: [at my dad's funeral after he drowns]
ME: *places a wreath made of a life preserver on the coffin* It's what he would have wanted...

[at my dad’s funeral after he drowns]
ME: *places a wreath made of a life preserver on the coffin* It’s what he would have wanted…

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