@markydoodoo: At my funeral I want a dozen white doves released. Then shot down. Then buried with me. It'll be confusing af. Can't wait.
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@daemonic3: PRIEST: Do you take Florence to be your wife? THE MACHINE: I do PRIEST: Does anyone have anything- RAGE: [from the back] I'M AGAINST THIS
@Pork_Chop_Hair: Me: *wakes up sobbing* Him: Again?? Me: I’m just so terrified... Him: You really have to stop dreaming you’re a published author and are asked to read a passage to fans, which includes the word "vehemently" Me: I know... I know.
@patrickhogan91: Can't get a woman? Rip out your rib and make your own! Critics are raving "this doesn't work" and "I'm bleeding to death".
@SADCHICANA: why do people romanticize the 1950s? like calm down, we still have milkshakes and racism