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@AimeeHelene1: At my funeral, I want them to play "Thriller" and have someone that looks like me climb out of a casket, dancing.

(wins at death)

At my funeral, I want them to play “Thriller” and have someone that looks like me climb out of a casket, dancing. 

(wins at death)

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