@Hellaphantitis: At my funeral play the Super Mario original theme until my casket is lowered in the ground then play the underground music
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@ImaFlyontheWall: Him:Dude, I went on one of those police ride alongs with my friend..it was awesome! You ever done that? Me: In the front or back of the car?
@librarianfonz: An idea only achieves transcendence after it is: 1. Published as book 2. Made into a feature film 3. Turned into an amusement park ride
@cornlog: So rude of Ashton Kutcher to file divorce papers right before Demi Moore's 150th birthday.