@Hellaphantitis: At my funeral play the Super Mario original theme until my casket is lowered in the ground then play the underground music
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@BradBroaddus: My wife and I found each other on a dating website.........3 years after we got married. That was awkward.
@AlbertBrooks: I think we should elect Bernie. When Isis hears a Jew is president they will all have heart attacks and die.
@OhNoSheTwitnt: If a woman wears a ponytail holder on her wrist at all times that means she's always down to pull her hair back and fight you.