@Hellaphantitis: At my funeral play the Super Mario original theme until my casket is lowered in the ground then play the underground music
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@murrman5: [on way to play charades with gf's family] I don't wanna go why I don't wanna look silly you won't *first thing I have to act out is pasta*
@OneFunnyMummy: The only thing worse than thinking of what to make for dinner is then having to cook it.
@pudding_club: The year is 1981. Everybody's working for the weekend. 2044: the weekend becomes sentient. 2048: Everybody's working for the weekend.