@IamEnidColeslaw: at my high school reunion everyone kept asking where my date was so I finally told them my dog ate him. no one laughed
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@1Happytwit: There's a cat curled up on my pillow, and I'd probably be a lot more cool with that if I actually owned a cat.
@philmann: AMERICA: Here in the UK we refer to Jay Z as "Jay Zed" Ice T as "Ice Ted" And LL Cool J as "Led Led Cool Jed"
@Marcmywords2: Tequila doesn't make me drunk and disorderly, it just seems that way, cuz Police Reports are all written by cops.