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@KKBowls: [at my house after 1st date]

me: so, do you wanna have some sex?

her: well, I don't normally do this...but I think I'll pass

[at my house after 1st date]

me: so, do you wanna have some sex?

her: well, I don’t normally do this…but I think I’ll pass

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