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@Faux_Ma: At my job interview today the Boss said,

"You're shaking, don't be so nervous."

So I told him, "Oh, I'm not nervous, I'm an alcoholic."

At my job interview today the Boss said, 

“You’re shaking, don’t be so nervous.” 

So I told him, “Oh, I’m not nervous, I’m an alcoholic.”

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