@drearydoug: At my parent's house, or as I like to call it, the world's most judgmental self-service laundromat.
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@Jessdaisy: Current relationship status: Leaving pizza and beer in the bushes, to lure in stalkers.
@carlyken: Pony: "I love hay so much I-" Dad: "Why don't you marry it, ya big nerd?" *pony grows up* *becomes Horse Emperor* *legalizes hay marriage*
@Home_Halfway: "Do you know how fast you were going?" 75 in a 55. I'm sorry officer. "Get out of the car." *Cop cuddles driver* "Stop doing this. I worry."