@drearydoug: At my parent's house, or as I like to call it, the world's most judgmental self-service laundromat.
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@KevinFarzad: canceling plans is ok. staying home to cook is ok. disappearing for a bit to get your life together is ok. resurfacing in a foreign country with a new name 10 years later is ok. it's called self care
@JermHimselfish: As you get older, dirty talk turns into "Yeah baby, take that nap. Take all of it honey. You like that couch? Oh yeah, sleep on it..."
@JRobb773: I hate when I come home from work exhausted and the haunted dolls moved all the furniture two inches to the left.
@CulturedRuffian: I scream, You scream, We all scream because grandma is visiting for Christmas and she forgot her hearing aids again.