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@HoneyWooWoo: *at party*

Guy: Want to dance?

Me: I'm sorry but I cannot, in good conscience, leave this cheese ball unattended.

*at party*

Guy: Want to dance? 

Me: I’m sorry but I cannot, in good conscience,  leave this cheese ball unattended.

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