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@matt___nelson: [at restaurant trying not to let anyone know I'm a koala]

Waiter: "what can I get u?"

"do u have any eucalyptus?"

*restaurant goes quiet*

[at restaurant trying not to let anyone know I’m a koala]

Waiter: “what can I get u?”

“do u have any eucalyptus?”

*restaurant goes quiet*

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