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@Quadricycle: [At restaurant]
I'm so hungry I could eat a horse! But I'm on a diet so...
[To waiter]
Do you have diet horse?

[At restaurant]
I’m so hungry I could eat a horse! But I’m on a diet so…
[To waiter]  
Do you have diet horse?

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