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@onion_an: [at restaurant]
Me: "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse"

Wife: "I'm the same"

Horse family at next table: *just sitting very still*

[at restaurant]
Me: “I’m so hungry I could eat a horse”

Wife: “I’m the same”

Horse family at next table: *just sitting very still*

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