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@BoomBoomBetty: [at seance]

Me: We call the spirit of my dead husband.

Ghost Husband: I’m here.

Me: Move the planchette to send a message to me on this ouija board.

Ghost Husband: Ok wait. That’s just a piece of paper that says “I’m sorry” and “you were right”

[at seance]

Me: We call the spirit of my dead husband. 
 
Ghost Husband: I’m here. 
 
Me: Move the planchette to send a message to me on this ouija board. 
 
Ghost Husband: Ok wait. That’s just a piece of paper that says “I’m sorry” and “you were right”

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