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@better_off_dad: *At the bank

Robber:THIS IS A STICKUP!

Me:Looks like a gun

R:SHUT UP!

M:Well, 'THIS IS A GUN' is way scarier

Teller:He's got a point

*At the bank

Robber:THIS IS A STICKUP!

Me:Looks like a gun  

R:SHUT UP!

M:Well, ‘THIS IS A GUN’ is way scarier 

Teller:He’s got a point

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