@TheAlexNevil: At the beach, looking at all these fit young people, with their perfect bodies and perfect tans and I think "I wish I could be a shark".
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@AlexvanBeek: Cats that run under your legs display the same genius as someone walking into traffic.
@ladyfiredancer: When I was younger MTV actually played videos. That's what the M stands for. Music. Not Maternity, Motherhood or Moron.