@TheAlexNevil: At the beach, looking at all these fit young people, with their perfect bodies and perfect tans and I think "I wish I could be a shark".
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@ChaseMit: "Welcome... To Jurassic Park." "But some of these dinosaurs are from the Cretaceous Period--" "WE ALREADY MADE THE SIGNS"
@Brentweets: Speed 3: Waitress has to keep talking about the day's specials or the entire restaurant explodes.
@fuzzlime: I thought it was a staring contest but then I realized the guy had a glass eye so now I can never go back to that gas station again.
@Coops_Bradley: I'm still not a member of Jem and the Holograms and that is truly truly truly outrageous.