@TheTweetOfGod: At the end of the day, it's 11:59pm.
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@macchiatonumb: Random girl: OMG I love your UGG boots Me: No No... that's just the way my feet look
@birbigs: It's sad that a few fake Nigerian princes have ruined it for all the good Nigerian princes who are just looking to wire 24 million dollars.
@DaddyJew: Coworker: people around the office think you're too controlling Me: what's that? Coworker: oh, sorry *raises hand*
@omically: saying "we won" after watching a sports game is like saying "we played really well" after watching a concert