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@david8hughes: [at the mall]
"Excuse me? I lost my son. Can I please make an announcement?"
"Of course."
[leans in to mic]
"Goodbye you little shit."

[at the mall]
“Excuse me? I lost my son. Can I please make an announcement?”
“Of course.”
[leans in to mic]
“Goodbye you little shit.”

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