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@squirrel74wkgn: [at the pearly gates]

I said, "send me a selfie."
Then she said, "too ugly today."
So I said, "never stopped you before"
...& here I am.

[at the pearly gates]

I said, “send me a selfie.”
Then she said, “too ugly today.”
So I said, “never stopped you before”
…& here I am.

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