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@nimble__nick: *At the pearly gates*
St Peter: Welcome to heaven. I'll show you around.
Me: Sooo many oysters must've died to make this gate.

*At the pearly gates*
St Peter: Welcome to heaven.  I’ll show you around.
Me:  Sooo many oysters must’ve died to make this gate.

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