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@david8hughes: [at the pet store]
Me: I'd like a baby lizard please
[later at home]
Me: isn't he cute?
Wife [heavily pregnant]: I said a baby monitor

[at the pet store]
Me: I’d like a baby lizard please
[later at home]
Me: isn’t he cute?
Wife [heavily pregnant]: I said a baby monitor

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