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@TheToddWilliams: [at the race]
"RUNNERS ON YOUR MARK"
@imadepoopstoday: Walk up to someone drinking coffee and ask them if their coffee tastes different today.
Then smile and walk away.
@alexblagg: "Lets all start wearing weird '90s mom jeans!" - girls now
@Slygirl08: "Does my uniform make me look fat?" -Insecurity guard
@westcoastgurl: Don't think of me as 40. Think of me as two 20 yr olds.
@Tmoney68: When someone tells me, "I think of you as family," I assume I'm about to be yelled at for something that happened 10 years ago.