@ElgatoEsmio: At the state fair I realized none of my troubles matter when you dip them in batter
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@markedly: Many people that appear "cool" actually struggle with feelings of inadequacy. Not me. I have those feelings without appearing cool at all.
@OhNoSheTwitnt: Pixar has made me feel affection towards rats, bugs, fish, robots, monsters and even cars. The real test would be a movie about coworkers.