@juliussharpe: At the very highest level of karate, they give you pants that fit so you no longer need a belt.
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@ShutUpThatsWho: ME: gimme a double BARMAN: [places an exact replica of me on the bar] ME: no I meant a double Scotch BARMAN: [puts a kilt on my replica]
@wolfpupy: heres my To Do List - become the new kfc colonel, mess with texas, invent a new animal just to piss off scientists
@TheBoydP: I wished I loved anything as much as my wife loves inspecting the pots and pans I wash by hand.