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@david8hughes: [at the vets]
He's really bad. He can't fly.
"He's a cat though."
[very sarcastically] oh I'm sorry is this the vets or the excuses clinic?

[at the vets]
He’s really bad. He can’t fly.
“He’s a cat though.”
[very sarcastically] oh I’m sorry is this the vets or the excuses clinic?

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