@mattgallo123: At this point I feel like MTV is just trying to scare old people.
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@1Happytwit: Firemen are always really friendly, until they figure out it was you that started the fire.
@LnL245: A kickboxing class where you hit the bag with a baseball bat because I may have mild to moderate anger issues.
@KentTheG: When co-workers ask if the photos on my desk are my kids, I like to say, "No, they're Dan's from accounting. But they're so cute!"