@Vodkantots: At this point in my life, my biological clock isn't so much ticking as it is knitting.
@PhilNista: You know what really gets my goat? Chupacabras.
@OneFunnyMummy: I never got in trouble when I was young. Guess I'm making up for that now.
@gorrdano: Nobody deserves to look that peaceful sleeping. SLAP.
@WildeThingy: "I'd tap that."
- Morse code operatives flirting.
@JimmerThatisAll: I hate restaurants where they won't let you bring your own mariachi band.