@Vodkantots: At this point in my life, my biological clock isn't so much ticking as it is knitting.
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@DurtMcHurtt: [family feud] Steve Harvey: Top 5 answers on the board, name a place you would plant evidence... Me: *buzzes first* EVIDENCE GARDEN
@MyPornKhan: I'm a married white male; my forefathers saw to it that I'm not allowed to be offended by anything.