@BookishBunny: At this point most of the hugs I'm involved in are just my kids using me as a napkin.
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@Maxine12339: Must spend less time with my dogs. Haven't bitten the mailman yet but I am starting to circle three times before sitting down.
@KentWGraham: Guy science: The proper amount of time for a pan to soak before cleaning it is until you need to use it again.
@4handfuls: Her: What are your passions? Him: Meditating and gourmet food & drinks. Narrator: Which was code for sleeping, Cheez-its, and Capri Suns.
@WalkingOutside: Shout out to whichever childless person invented toys that erupt in an epic sound and light show when you toss em in the toy box at night.