@MelvinofYork: At this stage of my life, "Good in Bed" means not snoring or stealing the covers.
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@River_Niles: Today I found out my nephew is scared of the vacuum.. Today I also found out I have a very dark cruel evil side to me..
@treydayway: I stopped trying to be a thug when I found out there was something called a caramel Frappuccino.
@WritePlay: I like that in The Little Mermaid, Ariel & King Triton wouldn't violate a contractual obligation, but they murdered Ursula with a ship.
@DanMentos: "none of your ridiculous drink recipes tonight, ok dan?" I promise [later] *stuffing flatbread into blender* WHO WANTS A PITA COLADA