@MelvinofYork: At this stage of my life, "Good in Bed" means not snoring or stealing the covers.
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@Maddy_ubert: Nurse - "OK we are gonna start you on the scale" Me - "You know what maybe I'm not so sick after all, *pulls knife put of leg*
@mrjohndarby: [date] me: so if u could change any part of your body what would it be? her: *laughing* I guess my ankles. what about you? me: well, u know the bit behind the knees? *awkward silence* me: *leans in closer* I'd love em to be as hairy as armpits