@MelvinofYork: At this stage of my life, "Good in Bed" means not snoring or stealing the covers.
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@D2BMcG: Do you remember when the most annoying thing on the Internet was a dancing baby? Yeah, good times
@ZiddiAkki: Me washing my car Neighbour: Hey what’s up? Washing your car? Me: No, I’m watering it to see if it’ll grow into a bus.
@shawnspree: It's not sex until you walk away with a nose bleed, and the Eye Of The Tiger song is still playing in your head.
@SoulYodeler: POLLY GETS A CRACKER WHEN HE STOPS REFERRING TO HIMSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON, and not a moment before. Stupid bird.