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@david8hughes: [at ultrasound]
Nurse: there it is. There's your baby
Me visibly relieved: oh Jesus thank u
Wife whispering to nurse: he thought it was bees

[at ultrasound]
Nurse: there it is. There’s your baby
Me visibly relieved: oh Jesus thank u
Wife whispering to nurse: he thought it was bees

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