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@Playing_Dad: [At vet]
Me: My dog has been throwing up what looks like egg shells.
Vet: What have you been feeding him?
Me: Egg shells.

[At vet]
Me: My dog has been throwing up what looks like egg shells. 
Vet: What have you been feeding him? 
Me: Egg shells.

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