@stephenjmolloy: *6 hours of Russian roulette*
Me: "I think I forgot to load a bullet in this gun."
@MrsGoose69: Me: Where the hell are you going with those balloons?
4yr: I need to wee!
Me: With balloons?!
4yr: Its so much fun to wee with balloons
@MoneypennyNaked: Me: I love you. DON'T LEAVE.
Stray cat: I have a boyfriend.
@behindyourback: a woman just ran through the coffeeshop yelling "HELP! I NEED A HIGHLIGHTER! HELP HELP I NEED A HIGHLIGHTER" and I want to trade problems with her
@mydmac: Once, just once in my life, I'd love a guy to grab me, pull me in close and whisper
I'm hunting wabbits.
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