@knot_eye: [at work]
CW: Hey, I found your Twi...
Me: *jumps out window*
@LuvPug: I get out of awkward conversations by pulling a balloon out, making a dog and just say I need to take it for a walk.
@Frankie_Val: 100 ways to reach me: 1.) Text Me. 2.) Call Me. 2.) E-Mail. 3.) FB .... 98.) Homing Pigeon. 99.) Signal Flares. 100.) Voice Mail
@itswrigley: I never did think of myself as beautiful, terribly attractive, yes, but not beautiful.
@AsphaltFarmboy: My black friend asked me if there was a colored printer in the library. I said "WTF man, it's 2015. You can use whatever printer you want."
@GabbbarSingh: Until you can't kill a spider with an e-book, Print media will live.