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@david8hughes: [at work]
"Mornin, Margaret."
"Mornin. You're late today."
[looks at watch]
"Not as late as your dead husband though, am I?"

[at work]
“Mornin, Margaret.”
“Mornin. You’re late today.”
[looks at watch]
“Not as late as your dead husband though, am I?”

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