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@mstern68: "At your cervix, m'lady"
- me as an OBGYN and also just me
@markedly: My teenage son Filbert was ejected from the Young Republicans for naming his pet lizard Bernie Salamanders. You bet your buns he's grounded.
@mstern68: You can tell which inmates were involved in organized crime because their cells are much neater than other prisoners'
@WheelTod: Mosquitoes use a numbing agent so we feel no pain from their bites. This is one easy way to tell if you were bitten by a mosquito or a shark
@Lisabug74: My cat and I made a best friend pact tonight. If I die first, he won't eat my body. Or if he dies first, I won't use his skull as a cup.
@StarksWeek: I've been known to drive women crazy with my tongue.
*never shuts the hell up*