@DJRotaryRachel: Ate at some place called Spaghetteria and let's just say it gave me diaghetti.
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@QuietPsycho: When I think about you, I touch myself..... ......I rub my temples because you give me a goddamn headache...
@crunchenhancer: A 6'-6" guy doesn't scare me, but my 5'-1" wife does, if you were looking for inspiration to get married.
@KenJennings: *Jesus comes into the house* Judas: Jesus, close the door! Were you born in a barn? *room gets super quiet* Judas: Uh right. I forgot. Sorry