@DJRotaryRachel: Ate at some place called Spaghetteria and let's just say it gave me diaghetti.
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@DecantAndPour: I lost a very close friend and drinking buddy last week. She got her finger caught in a wedding ring.
@girlontapas: Water leak. No water for 2 days. Then the plumber cut the cable line. No internet. No TV. 2 stinky teenagers. Send wine and bail money.
@findmydolls: In September a 127 yr old woman passed away, which we already KNOW is a lie bc the earth isn't even 127 yrs old. Don't be ignorant.
@MichaelGoffLA: I bought one follower just to see what it was like and he showed up at my job and his name is Eddie and he’s kind of freaking me out guys.