@Tw1tter_K1tten: Ate Frosted Mini Wheats this morning, pooped a mini patio set this evening.
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@jonnysun: teacher: are u a visual thinker, auditory thinker, or kinesthetic thinker me: oh im not a thinker
@Michael_Erhart: "Now?" "Not yet." "Now?" "Not quite." *Car approaches* "Now?" "Now." -Deer crossing the road
@JimmerThatisAll: This day in history. 2001. Holland legalized assisted suicide for those with terminal illnesses or "It's a Small World" stuck in their head.
@Reel2Dialog2: [playing poker] "I'm all in" *slowly pushes a half-eaten burrito and a cat to middle of the table*