@Tw1tter_K1tten: Ate Frosted Mini Wheats this morning, pooped a mini patio set this evening.
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@jewfacekilla: Him: Would you like to have lunch sometime? Me: I like to have lunch every afternoon.
@Gooooats: *standing by the turntables at the club* Her: are you the dj? Me: wha?... Oh, no, I was hoping this was a crepe station
@BrettDruck: Awesome hanging with yall just real quick can you guys not tag me in the pictures cause a few years ago I accidentally faked my own death
@DillDoes: [Bar] "What'll you have" Scotch "You want it neat" No thanks *bartender throws some crumbs and hair in my whisky* Thanks