@runawaycupcake: Ate too much salad today so I'm going on an Oreos cleanse tomorrow.
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@robfee: Everybody at this intervention is telling me I have a drug problem but I'm not the one with a melting eagle face & gyrating serpent arms.
@murrman5: *shipwrecked diary* Day 1: alone, doing well. Mentally sound. Met a crab Day 2: I have married the crab. Day 3: I have eaten my wife.
@forcemajeure40: She said she was a free spirit. That's good. Wasn't sure how I'd pay for a spirit.