@runawaycupcake: Ate too much salad today so I'm going on an Oreos cleanse tomorrow.
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@mjohnny3: On Fridays, I always dress for what the weather is going to be at 3am when I drunkenly lock myself out of my apartment.
@rockymomax: HER: I have something I want to tell u ME: me too HER: *smiles coyly* same time? ME: sure HER: 1,2,3 I LOVE YO- ME: ONE TIME I ATE DOG FOOD
@ThisOneSayz: 6 wakes me at 6:30am: wanna play a game? Me: go hide! 1, 2, 3... 6: you'll never find me! Me: *goes back to sleep*