@runawaycupcake: Ate too much salad today so I'm going on an Oreos cleanse tomorrow.
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@blondediva11: My mom keeps telling me there are plenty of fish in the sea. She REALLY doesn't get me anymore. I. Don't. Want. A. Fish.