@omgthatspunny: Atheists don't solve exponential equations because they don't believe in higher powers.
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@TheBoydP: What's it called when a super model wants to date an accountant? Wishful thinking. Obviously
@davedittell: prayers by believers to a "Sweet Jesus" imply additional deities: Sour Jesus, Salty Jesus, Umami Jesus and, most frighteningly, Bitter Jesus
@BevisSimpson: Havent picked sides in Gamer gate yet.. which do I like more.. the entire female gender or the thing where I pretend to kill people on Tv..
@viciousbabydoll: This is an example of the shit I text my kid. I know, I know. Mom of the Year material right here.