@NolaChef504: ATMs should have breathalyzers
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@MrDelFreaky: So, nothing rhymes with orange, huh? *changes name to MC Orange, wins every rap battle, and retires undefeated*
@LackOfShame: [their last appetizer] Her: I don't want it. You have it. Him: I don't want it either, you... Me: *reaches onto their table and takes it
@doublewenis: Hey...quick question, fellas: Does it still count as leg day if you just shaved them?