@krisv_723: Attack of the 50 foot woman sounds horrifying. So many feet, so many toes.
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@D0GGEAUX: horse: [falls in water] haha whoops seahorse: You are outside of your domain. horse: no see haha it was an accident, i fell- seahorse: The ancient pact has been violated. The invasion begins. horse: wait wha- seahorses [swarming]: THE PACT HAS BEEN VIOLATED THE PACT HAS BEEN VIOL