@krisv_723: Attack of the 50 foot woman sounds horrifying. So many feet, so many toes.
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@FeelingMervis: I've had intimate problems all my life. I just can't get close to someone without feeling insecure. You said internet problems? Nevermind.
@FormerGrunt: When I die, just toss my body out of an airplane flying over NYC while wearing a superman costume.